Dearest, darling Lacie!
I AM BOSS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
Look at the toys and look at me taking him on...don't you see the truth!!!?
FOURTHLY: I will make sure that we are alone!!!
No other animal shall be allowed into my territory....except you, of course!
I will watch the pool area too...for you!
...AND When any living creature gets close, I will either look bored