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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

TOFFEE'S PROPOSAL

Hey everyone, TOFFEE here....
Max is busy entertaining guests from Mango's blog at the moment and I know he's not looking so I thought I'd use his blog to explain a few things to Lacie...

Dearest, darling Lacie!
I know you have been making flirtatious 'come-ons' to Max, but you have to understand that he is 'taken'! Him and Tam' are so close, you have noooo chance!!!

BUTT
the good news is that I am available!
I know you are coming to Africa and that you like your coverings, but here we go 'au naturelle'...so take me as I am!
I thought I'd tell you a bit about myself and you can decide for yourself!...


...as you can see from the picture above, Max is NOT the main dog!! He is so into his toys, and his Mom, that he has ommitted to notice that

I AM BOSS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Look at the toys and look at me taking him on...don't you see the truth!!!?


OK, the second thing in our favour, is that I am most photogenic!
Your pictures here will look good with me in them.
Huh! Huh!?? What ya think??



THIRDLY: I will prowl the perimeter at night!
Have no fear...your fears are my enemies!
Spiders, scorpions, crickets...you name it...I will eradicate!!!


FOURTHLY: I will make sure that we are alone!!!

No other animal shall be allowed into my territory....except you, of course!



FIFTHLY: You may suntan naked!

I will watch the pool area too...for you!



...AND When any living creature gets close, I will either look bored

... or show them my teeth!


FINALLY....Lacie dear....I will even fight off leopards for you!!!

I might be small, Lacie, but I am filled with attitude, ego, heroism and you!!!
WHAT YA SAY, BABE??
Lots of everything
TOFFEE (and yes, I am a male dog!)

16 comments:

kks said...

Toffee i can tell you are the boss of the goldens! you are quite the guy and any girl dog would be smart to choose you! :)

Mango said...

Toffee! Are you INSANE? That beast is nothing but trouble. You will go deaf from all that shrieking.

Slobbers,
Mango

Petey said...

Oh, poor poor misguided Toffee, you have no idea what you've unleashed (literally). I've put in an order for your "Lacie Date Survivor" bracelet and you may want to get some industrial strength ear plugs. Like the air traffic guys use at the airport to land planes.

I'm just saying....

Your pal,

Petey

Rachel said...

Yep Toffee... you've got it goin' on!

Miley said...

Awwww what great pics, too funny!! BOL!!!

lotsa licks,
Miley

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo will learn khwite khwikhkly Mango is khorrekht!

We tried to warn woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh, dear Toffee. Kingtoff. Dofftoff. Muscletoff. Do you know what you are opening yourself up to? Are you sure this is what you want to do? Please think carefully and consider all your choices.

Cautiously suggesting,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Asta said...

Toffee
Once again my BFF Lacie is getting maligned by hew so called fwiends..
I think you will have a faboolous time wif hew. You awe a vewy manly and handsome boy and youw offews and pwepawations to insoowe that Lacie has a good time awe vewy impwessive!

So happy to meet you King Toff
(I just knew that coming to Afwica I would finally eet the king of the beasts)

smoochie kisses
ASTA (Lacie's BFF)

The Army of Four said...

Wowzers, Toffee! I don't see how she can resist you!
Play bows,
Zim

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay,hay toffee. so ok anok. i am scooter. mee an lacie gurl haf hadeded a datez wun timz. shee duz likz cornee dogz(an it duz keepz hur tooofs buzy. jus sayin)ok anok
we iz frenz, u jus godda kinna bee shur u duz gif hur hur ownerest waay. ok anok.
shee duz likez tu plaa that fiel, whut meenz shee wil nefer belongz jus tu u. godda kinna likez that bowt hur. mi mom sez shee iz a indeeependentz wumenz. ok anok. sunny sez that iz a gud fing, mee i dunno.
asta iz hur bff. pawsonallee i luf asta frum afarz. shee duz haf wun boyfrenz an shee duz not plaaz that fiel. so ok anok.
jus doo thoz fings i haf tol u an u wil bee ok. o an shee kin not halpz that shee duz gitz lowderer sumtimez. git eer plugz.
ok anok godda go
hi 5s
Scooter

Clive said...

You sure about this Toffee??!!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Toffee,
Don't listen to them, Laci is a nice little dog.
Sally Ann

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Toffee?? TOFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I'm here!!! It's MOI...LACIEGIRLIE!!!

Did you really say we could go DANCING???? And we'd TANGO??????

OMD...you are so ON FOR THIS DATE...it's gonna take me a little while to find a dress and do my fur and stuff....

MAYBE I SHOULD BRING A CHAPERONE????!!! Sunbathin' in the nude, my paw...I have never done such a thing....shocking, pawsitively shocking....

I'm going to go and dress...

Flirty little barks....!!!

The Laciegirlie

Joe Stains said...

Toffee, do you REALLY know what you are in for?? I mean, this is the Lacie BEAST.

Lorenza said...

Are you sure, Toffee??
Hmmm... Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Benson and Lily said...

Toffee..we know you are the boss, but does everyone else know?
Benny & Lily