Hello there to all our fur-friends across the globe.
There is a rather delicate matter which I, the TOFFEE-DOG, need to address. MAX is resting at the moment, so I thought it would be an appropriate time to do so.
You see, I read everything on this blog...including the COMMENTS! Some of MAX’s readers don't quite understand that I am NOT A GIRL!!! Today I want to clear up this awkward matter.
Okay, here goes...
I AM KING TOFFEE!...not queen
I AM NEUTERED!...not spayed
I AM ARROGANT AND FERROCIOUS!...not demure
I AM A BOY!....not a girl
I AM A BROTHER!...not a sister
I AM A “MR”! ...not a “Mrs”, “Miss” or “Ms”
I AM KING TOFFEE!
(You see, I even help MAX patrol the perimeter!...this is dominant, MALE behaviour and certainly not a task for whimps!)
Now one distinctive trait about a Maltese DOG is that we DO NOT openly display our wares!
Unlike larger DOGS (such as Golden Retrievers) we prefer to keep our family jewels hidden. You will NOT, for example, find me lying on my back!!! I simply don’t submit!
So, although I am a ‘Yippee-Yappy-Happy-Chappy’ I want you to remember that
I am KING!!!!....not queen!
With that ‘small’ matter cleared up, let’s get on to today’s post...
It is Friday today and I thought I would treat you all to a bit of a ‘giggle’ (hopefully).
Over the past few weeks I have tried to collect some pictures depicting some of the ‘everyday’ scenes we see here in Johannesburg South Africa...
Our 'TAXI's are part of everyday life....they go anywhere and everywhere they choose to...at will ... and have their own set of road rules! Robots (traffic lights), for example are ignored...
General lawlessness in our country is also part of everyday life.
How about these "passengers" standing on the tow-bar of a moving vehicle?
With general lawlessness, road accidents are common and the entrepreneurial 'VULTURES' await their feast...
Some however, don't quite get the point...
Other's cook meals on the side of the road...to sell to weary passers-by.
They too put up walls around their property...