I'll give the squirt a turn! Here's TOFFEE!...
I emerge from my slumber on the chair next to Mom’s bed, stretch myself out and survey the world from my prominent elevation. My pack is still there - in the corner – on guard duty for me! Hey, what is this place? Where is my breakfast?
I scuttle around Mom’s legs, securing my position, determined to get my breakfast first! In the process, I leave a few ‘butt-tracks’ in the
(because I have been trying to leave my butt behind lately–it keeps on
wanting to overtake me!)
Mom serves breakfast: Max first, Tammy next and then, horrors-of-horrors, ...Tommy gets his bowl!
OK, so I missed my breakfast...what’s the big deal? Mom has my personal lead on hand. Good, she’s gonna chauffeur me on a personal road trip! Well, what else do you expect... that’s what KINGS deserve!
We arrive at a familiar place. I know this place. It’s ...THE VET'S PALACE!OK, it’s time to take over.!!! Okay, maybe not, my butt’s very distracting!!!
This place however isn’t open yet, but I’m sure they will open the doors for me pretty soon. In the meantime, I get a personalised walk from mom. All the time she’s saying...”Come Toff!...Come toff!”. Eish man! Doesn’t she know that I have a mind of my own?
Check in. Where’s my butler? What’s this? I’m being imprisoned! Caged!
What?...am I a convict?
OKAY!...So, I’ll watch proceedings from behind bars!
Afterall, I’m “KING-TOFFEE”!
FINALLY! This place is slow! My personal butler arrives! OKAY, it’s treat time now? NO, SHE’s GOT IT WRONG!!! HELP! MOM!?
Instead she shaves my forearm and puts me to sleep.
I wake up. Eish life’s good! I’m feeling much better...no sign of mybut t-shadow. (I’ve been” flushed out”, they say. Hah! Nothing flushes out King TOff!) I’m ready for action - always.! Butt...why am I still in jail?
I hear mom in the waiting room My personal butler arrives at my cage again. She picks me up and takes me through to the waiting area. I am SOOOO HAPPY to see Mom!!!! Jump! Jump! Jump! She attaches the lead to my harness and I continue my” pogo-stick” dancing routine. Ok, so I have to stop every now and then to eyeball MONTY the cat....and the other cat...and the dog in the waiting room!!. But I’m distracted by mom so I do my happy dance again.3.15pm
Hey this is a good day! I’m getting another personal ride in Mom’s car.
We arrive at home. My welcoming committee awaits....as commanded! When I finally disentangle myself from mom, I go and inspect my pack and growl myself back into top-dog position.
Wishing all my subjects a day of NO butt-sniffing!
KING TOFFEE IN SOUTH AFRICA!