Hello there all my furry friends......OKAY! OKAY!
I'll give the squirt a turn! Here's TOFFEE!...
TOFFEE’S TALL TALE:
(A DIARY OF YESTERDAY: OCTOBER 13TH 2009)
I emerge from my slumber on the chair next to Mom’s bed, stretch myself out and survey the world from my prominent elevation. My pack is still there - in the corner – on guard duty for me! Hey, what is this place? Where is my breakfast?
6.45am
I scuttle around Mom’s legs, securing my position, determined to get my breakfast first! In the process, I leave a few ‘butt-tracks’ in the
passage.
(because I have been trying to leave my butt behind lately–it keeps on
wanting to overtake me!)
Mom serves breakfast: Max first, Tammy next and then, horrors-of-horrors, ...Tommy gets his bowl!
Where’s mine???!NO BREAKFAST???!!
OK, so I missed my breakfast...what’s the big deal? Mom has my personal lead on hand. Good, she’s gonna chauffeur me on a personal road trip! Well, what else do you expect... that’s what KINGS deserve!
We arrive at a familiar place. I know this place. It’s ...THE VET'S PALACE!OK, it’s time to take over.!!! Okay, maybe not, my butt’s very distracting!!!
This place however isn’t open yet, but I’m sure they will open the doors for me pretty soon. In the meantime, I get a personalised walk from mom. All the time she’s saying...”Come Toff!...Come toff!”. Eish man! Doesn’t she know that I have a mind of my own?
Check in. Where’s my butler? What’s this? I’m being imprisoned! Caged!
What?...am I a convict?
OKAY!...So, I’ll watch proceedings from behind bars!Afterall, I’m “KING-TOFFEE”!
Sometime later:
FINALLY! This place is slow! My personal butler arrives! OKAY, it’s treat time now? NO, SHE’s GOT IT WRONG!!! HELP! MOM!?
Instead she shaves my forearm and puts me to sleep.
Zzzz......zzzzz.....hic(Cats!)...zzz.....zzzzz
I wake up. Eish life’s good! I’m feeling much better...no sign of mybut t-shadow. (I’ve been” flushed out”, they say. Hah! Nothing flushes out King TOff!) I’m ready for action - always.! Butt...why am I still in jail?
I hear mom in the waiting room My personal butler arrives at my cage again. She picks me up and takes me through to the waiting area. I am SOOOO HAPPY to see Mom!!!! Jump! Jump! Jump! She attaches the lead to my harness and I continue my” pogo-stick” dancing routine. Ok, so I have to stop every now and then to eyeball MONTY the cat....and the other cat...and the dog in the waiting room!!. But I’m distracted by mom so I do my happy dance again.3.15pm
Hey this is a good day! I’m getting another personal ride in Mom’s car.
3.15pm
We arrive at home. My welcoming committee awaits....as commanded! When I finally disentangle myself from mom, I go and inspect my pack and growl myself back into top-dog position.
Wishing all my subjects a day of NO butt-sniffing!KING TOFFEE IN SOUTH AFRICA!
35 comments:
It sounds like everything went just fine for you, Toffee! Our paws are crossed that bacon and eggs will be served to you very soon and that you don't have to wear that evil lampshade!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Toffee - you did well. Now you can settle back and get some star treatment from everyone at home.
oh, poor Toffee.....missing breakfast is a hard start to any day...
so glad your daughter is following her dream, a lot of hard work, but worth it in the end! i wish she was closer too, i like to mentor young folks! tell her to keep working hard!
xo
Hi Toffee and Max!
Wow, seems you've had quite a day there Toffee, glad it ended nicely. Thanks for sharing your day with us!
Cheers,
Maxx
You got the royal treatment for sure. And you took your bottom with you. I sure hope that things have cleared up back there.
Slobbers,
Mango
Poor Toff on the food bit.. Shy just went to the vet and it was no food or water from 8pm the night before. She solved this at midnight by drinking out of the toilet... but its necessary before a big op.. glad your doin fine :)
Hi Toffee, you are adorable and I wuv your ears!!! Your cute as a button!!!
lotsa licks,
Miley
Toffee - skipping breakfast is always a bad start to the day. We know that means V-E-T.
I love your commentary, Toffee! You are the King. In fact, you're the cutest king I've ever seen.
I hope that you're feeling better. The Vet's palace almost always makes my dogs feel better.
Oh Toffee we are so glad you are back to reign supreme! You are very handsome and we humble subjects are pleased and honored you shared your day with us. xoxo
Hee hee! Moose was going to do a post detailing his day now that he has snapped out of his loopiness! So frightening similarities to both of your day yesterday!
Glad you are home again and all is well!Hope that is the last of your Butt trouble!
Wooos! I am sure that the evil vet was horrid to woo, as he was to me.. being put in jail for a whole day, at least you got some sleep though... and then Mom came back and took you home. I hope you are all better now!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
WAwawawwaawaaaa!!
Great great post Toffee!!!
Thanks for sharing with us your day...even if starting it without breakfast is very very hard!!!!
Poor boy!!!!
Sure you're the KING!!!!
Ehmmmmmmmm....
Max.....we can understand you!!!
;-))))))))))
For us the King are you!!!!!
WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Tons of love and kisses!!!
And special licks to your mommy!!!
Aw Toffee I hope you won't have to visit that place again for a while but at least they made you better. Max, I must thank you for being kind enough to act as a "blog guide". You can now own this title alongside your other title of "tour guide". You are so talented. Anyway thanks so much for visiting my blog so frequently.
Lotsa luv. Pam.
We were right there with you King Toffee....we know what no breakfast means!
Hope things GO SMOOTHLY for the rest of your week....
Hugs,
Annabelle and Maddie
hope everything is still going well - sorry you got imprisioned
Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ
Hi Toffee! I"m so glad you're feeling good and bouncy!!! (Dave does that pogo-stick thing when he's real happy, too!)
Sorry about the "no breakfast". That is sooooo horrible! I hope your mom made it up to you later on!
Love,
Ammy
We are furry happy that you finally got to the "bottom" of things and that the "bottom" line is that you are feelin' betters.
Toffee, that was an interesting day! Hope all is good now and that you got lots of nice things to eat when you got home! Somehow, we're sure you did!
take care
Clive
What a day! And no breakfast?
Hope everything is well and hope you'll get a big breakfast tomorrow.
Sam & June
Toffee (and Max and family)
We felt like we got to join you for the day... and we had a good time with it.... all but the absence of breakfast and the imprisonment and the shaving. We're hoping your visit to the vet helped and helps you to feel perfectly perfect. And that you get just a wee bit more breakfast one of these days soon, to make up for what you missed. AND that you are the first one served!
See ya 'round, cute faced Toffee
(Use those eyes to your advantage)
Jake and Fergi xxoo
Wow Toffee, what a day! I bet you're glad that's over!
Luv,
Cloud
PS. Hi Max! **waves**
What a day woo had!
I mean, I went to the vet palace too BUT(t) it wasn't NEAR that much FUN!
I'm glad King Toffee of SA and The World is bakhk ruling his subjekhts!
WE hope woo are feeling better!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWooL Tank Woo Max fur letting Toffee tell us his tale!
Toffee, I am shocked and horrified that Mom was laughing through the reading of most of your post! I hope that it helps you feel better and I'm glad it went okay!
Bunny
Good to hear the procedure went well and all is back to normal!
Hi Max - we haven't been able to visit for a while so female human made herself a lovely big mug of tea and settled down to absorb herself in South Africa via your pages - she loved it!
Poor Toffee - his post really made us giggle. He has the right approach we feel - we feel the same about our subjects...erm, we mean our owners - he he he!
We loved the photos of you getting your ear rubs - ooohhh, looked like bliss! And we had no idea that Johannesburg was considered a forest - fascinating. And such beautiful, beautiful photos.
Thanks for letting us visit your beautiful country via your blog - we really feel like we're experiencing it every time we visit!
Schnauzer snuggles - from two big but little fans - JD and Max.
Hi MaxDog,
I appreciate your comment on my blog and I did what your Mum suggested and added different wording, thanks!
Dear King Toffee,
I think that you should just climb up on your throne and rest your ah, your ah, your kingly patootie!
We really do hope your backside improves!
Hugs, Tessa
Oh Toffee..a butler, chauffer...road trip! Even a welcoming committee
What a big day
BOL
Benny & Lily
Hi, Toffee!
A day that starts with no breakfast it is not a good day!
But sure I am glad everthing went well at the Vet!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Sounds dreadful, but(t) it sounds like you got the results you were looking for so that is all that matters. ALL HAIL THE KING!
Hey Toffee-
You are as cute as a button! Hope your "bottom line" will only be improving from here!!
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
I am so glad that it is over for you. I hope everything is ok in the end(giggle). You are such a cutie and just my size. We would have fun playing together I bet.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
Toffee
What a saga
I was at the edgw of my seat..happy, then a little wowwied, and finally soo welieved that it all ended so well.
You look gweat and I'm sending a soopew special smoochie just fow you
love to all youw subjects
ASTA
I thinks that you had an exhausting day! We hopes you don't have to go back to the vet!
Glad you are back on the throne without any major problems, Toffee! BG
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